I'm new here!
I'm bad at introductions and I don't have any friends here anyway.  I just wanted a new, anonymous, comfy spot from which to share my life with the world.  You can call me efamousgirl, because elsewhere online, I am E-Famous.  This here's my little getaway for when the paparazzi get to be too much, haha. 

Elsewhere, I am known for being ultraconservative, so I can't get away with posting about things like drinking and my sexual exploits -- can I?  Sometimes, though, a bottle of grey goose and a giant dildo consume my weekends.  Sometimes, I come home from church on a Sunday morning and barely have time for lunch before I meet my dungeon master for some hardcore BDSM play -- though I suppose being submissive is conservative in it's own way.  Sometimes, I get drunk at a club and make a new friend just so someone can help me find my way home at the end of the night.  There is a huge difference between my values, the way I want to live and the way I want others to live, and the way I actually am.  That's right, I'm a mere mortal.

Recently, however, my life has been pretty tame.  I've been with my boyfriend for three months, and we are both looking forward to Valentine's Day this year . . . after several years where neither of us enjoyed the holiday at all.   He went out shopping for my present over the weekend, and I can't stop wondering what it is.  I hope it's not some kind of kinky sex toy, even though I like that stuff I know my family will be hounding me to know what he gave me, and I can't very well tell them it was a dirty present.   Knowing him it will be something tasteful, like a gift certificate for a massage at the local spa or a box of chocolates and flowers.  Even he doesn't know some of my secrets, so I doubt he would bring me anything too wild!  We met at church, you know.

I have to go shopping after work tonight for a Valentine for my sweetie.  I am thinking of getting him a new book or a sweater.  I've never bought him clothes before, so it might be fun to try.  On the other hand, he is always reading and I think he would love this book.  Maybe I will find a sweater on sale and then I can afford to get him both!

Well, I need to go shower and straighten up my apartment for the day.  Talk to you soon, dear diary!